A ventriloquist

A ventriloquist goes into a club, puts his dummy on his knee, and starts doing his act, which is full of blonde jokes.
After a while, a tall blonde in the fourth row stands and starts yelling to the stage, “Its people like you that make it impossible for women like me to get any respect in my job and in my life. Your stereotyping makes me and all other women seem like objects to every man we meet . . . ”

At this, the ventriloquist begins to apologize profusely but is interrupted by the blonde who yells, “Would you please be quiet. I’m talking to the idiot on your knee!”

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