Bird on Grandma’s Head

Grandpa and Grandma were walking outdoors when a pegeon flew overhead. The bird took this moment to relieve itself and it’s package landed squarely on Grandpa’s head.
Seeing the mess, Grandma said, “I wish we had some toilet tissue.”
Grandpa replied, “What good would it do. He’s probably a half a mile away by now.”

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