Bear Jokes

Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they’d look stupid in anoraks!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar!

What should you call a bald teddy?
Fred bear!

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear!

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?
It lives on ice!

Have you ever hunted bear?
No, but I’ve been shooting in my shorts!

How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts!

What’s a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy!

Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo?
Because they’d rather go to the cinema!

What is a bear’s favourite drink?
Koka-Koala !

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