Duck walks into a 7/11

A duck walks into a 7/11, and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" the guy behind the counter says, "No," and the duck leaves. The next day the duck walks back in and asks, "Got any grapes?" the guy behind the counter, starting to get frustrated says, "Like I told you yesterday, we don't have any … Continue reading

More Bird Jokes

The worst phrase to teach your parrot:"Here kitty, kitty, kitty" A woman walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder. "I'll go home with anyone who can guess this parrot's weight". A guy yells out (sarcastically), "500 pounds!". She says with a smile, "Close enough!" Pollytheism is the … Continue reading

One Unhappy Parrot

The old lady was lonesome and went to the pet store for a pet bird thattalks. The salesclerk showed her a cute little green bird and assured her itcould talk and in 3 different languages to boot. So she gets a cage and takes it home thrilled to death. The first day went by with the bird saying … Continue reading

Expensive Vet Visit

It's time for this guy's birds annual check-up at the vet's office. So, off he goes to the vet with the bird. As he sits in the waiting room, the vet comes out with a cat in tow. He puts the cat down on the floor and the cat runs over to the carrier the bird is in and sniffs it all over. Then the … Continue reading

Ultimate Sports

Two Irishmen were on holiday in Dover and walked into a pet shop.The first Irishman, Patrick said to the shopkeeper " Can I please have a dozen budgies - don't put them in a cage just put them in a box and I'll take them with me." The shopkeeper obliged and gave him a box with 12 budgies in it. … Continue reading