Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

What looks like half a cat ?
The other half !!

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had mittens !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?
A carrot !!

How do cats eat spaghetti ?
The same as everyone else – they put it in their mouths!!

What is a French cat’s favourite pudding ?
Chocolate mousse !

What do cat actors say on stage ?
Tabby or not tabby !

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
I’m paw !

How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold ?
He has cat-arrh !

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ?
She’s got that down in the mouth look !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?
An animal that puts you out a night !

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