More Dog Jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !! What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers ! What kind of dog does a vampire prefer ? Any kind of bloodhound ! What dog loves to take bubble … Continue reading

Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able totype, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We arean Equal Opportunity Employer." A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and … Continue reading

A visit to the vet

A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The … Continue reading