Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker !

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather !

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
He prawned everything !

Which fish can perform operations ?
A Sturgeon !

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
He got lockjaw !

Where do fish wash ?
In a river basin !

Why did the whale cross the road ?
To get to the other tide !

Where do little fishes go every morning ?
To plaice school !

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike !

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
As far away as possible !

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