Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Glenn: Knock,knock.
Lisa: Who’s there?
Glenn: Boo.
Lisa: Boo, who?
Glenn: Don’tcry, it’s only me!!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke..!!!!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Weed
Weed who?
Weed better mow the lawn before it gets too long.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska one more time…let me in!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Catch.
Catch who?
God bless you!

Who’s there?
Madam
Madam who?
Madam foot got stuck in the door

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Howdy!
Howdy who?
Howdy do that?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Little ole lady
Little ole lady who?
I never knew you could yodel !!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher little arms around me!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and open this door !!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Dont cry, it’s only a joke…

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Winner
Winner who?
Winner you gonna get this door fixed?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio Who ?
Radio not , here I come!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don’t have a belt!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Accordion.
Accordion who?
Accordion to the TV, it’s going to rain tomorrow.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish, who?
Irish I had a million dollars.

Kelly: Knock,knock.
Sam: Who’s there?
Kelly: Atch.
Sam: Atch who?
Kelly: Blessyou!

Patricia:Knock, knock.
Anthony: Who’s there?
Patricia: Who.
Patricia: Whowho?
Patricia: Isthere an echo in here?

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