Golf Miracles!

Jesus, Moses and an old man were out golfing Jesus steps up to the tee and lets a power drive loose. The ball flies right over to the middle of a lake. Jesus walks up over the water and shoots his ball out of the water right onto the green. Moses tees his ball upand he too unleashes one right into … Continue reading


One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. Ben searches diligently through the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets … Continue reading

When to quit golf?

Most golfers develop a lust for the game, some become very successful,some just never make it all work out. The following are some signs of when it is time toquit, particularly when your flight mates keep asking if you like bowling all the time.Unfortunately, as I type this, I notice some bad signs … Continue reading

Scuba Diving Jokes

How many people does it take to circumcise a whale?Four skin divers. Two divers surface after a long, deep dive. As their heads pop out of thewater, a squad of jets (called Buccaneers in South Africa) flies low above theirheads. The one diver puts his hands over his ears and shouts, "It's … Continue reading