More Fishing Jokes

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggestfish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishingaround you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful. "Do you really believe your husband when … Continue reading

Fishing Technique

Billy Bob and Jethro decide to go ice fishing. After arriving at the lake early in the morning, they cut two holes in the lake and drop in their lines in the water. After fishing for a few hours, Billy Bob has caught dozens of fish while Jethro hasn't even gotten a bite. Jethro asks, "Billy Bob, … Continue reading

Fish Language Research

This was published in The South Texas Fisherman, sometime 1972.Talking To Fish by Bill Kennedy A character in one of Shakespeare's plays, boasting of his accomplishments said, "I can call up monsters from the vast deep." Any fisherman could have given the answer, "So can I and so can any man, but … Continue reading

Dog got eaten.

The following appeared recently in the Globe & Mail. Forget about Dog Bites Man. Relegate Man Bites Dog to the back pages. Today,we are dealing with Fish swallows dog, an item which reaches us by way of Moscow. The dog was swimming across the Pechora River to join its master when itvanished, … Continue reading