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Top Ten Ways The New York Rangers Spent Their Time Off

From David Letterman – Friday, January 20, 1995 Top Ten Ways The New York Rangers Spent Their Time Off[Presented by members of the New York Rangers hockey team]

10. Joy riding on the zamboni.
9. Skeet shooting on the White House lawn.
8. Watching Oprah!
7. You know that adorable skating bunny in the Ice Capades? That was me!
6. Watched tape of 1994 Stanley Cup Game 7, 300 times!
5. Trying to make time with Susan Powter.
4. Playing golf with the Yankees.
3. Eating!
2. Keeping my stick waxed, if you know what I mean.
1. Doing Stanley Cup-sized Jello shots.

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