Confucious says

Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offspring.
Womans charms like a spiders web – lead to flies undoing.
Man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!
Nun with hole in pocket feel holy all day!
Man who paint toilet, not necessaliry shithouse painter!
Man who do pushups in tall grass, not necessarily fitness fanatic!
Woman who fly plane upside down has crack up.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
Man who has dick in cookie jar is fucking crackers.
Man who put head it fruit drink get punch in nose.
Man who puts cream in tart is no necessarily baker.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

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