Don’t just boast.

With the end of the football season, a star player for the college team celebrated the relaxation of team curfew by attending a late-night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met many dates at parties. “Oh, I have a three point eight, so I’m much more attracted to the strong academic types than to dumb party animals,” she said. “What’s your G. P. A.?” Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, “I get about twenty-five in the city and forty on the highway.”

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