Don’t mess with hunters.

A man takes his wife out deer hunting for the first time. It’s early in the morning and the husband is explaining the rules to his wife, “Now, remember these woods have allot of greedy people in them, so if you shoot one, run rightover to it and guard it with your life. If you don’t someone else will.” The wife nods okay. “And, if you get in trouble, shoot your gun in the air three times. I’ll be over as soon as I can.” And again the wife nods okay. “Now, this is what we’re going to do. See that ridge to your right. You’re going to sit on top of that one, and I will sit on this one to the left.” They both agree and go to their blinds. About thirty minutes after sunrise,the husband hears a gunshot come from the ridge his wife is sitting on. He thinks to himself, “Cool, her first time out deer hunting and she gets one!” Five more minutes pass, and he hears three gunshots come from the otherridge. He thinks, “Oh, great. Now she’s in trouble.” Being the good husband he was, he ran over to the other ridge. As he reached the top, he came into a clearing where his wife was holding off another man withher gun. The husband gingerly walked up to them and said, “Alright, what’s going on here!?!” Promptly the other man looks at the husband and says, “Look, I don’t want any trouble from you. Just let me get the saddle off first.”

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