Elephant Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
When your nose touches the ceiling!

What do you call an elephant that flies ?
A jumbo jet!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?
Big holes all over Australia!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?
Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence ?
Time to fix the fence!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?
So that he can sneak up on mice!

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