Evaluation raw recruits secrets.
Found in Bill Kirby’s “Piney Woods Wit” column, Gwinnett Daily News, Duluth, Ga 20 June 1991 A football coach was asked his secret of evaluating raw recruits. “Well,” he said, “I take ’em out in the woods and make ’em run. The ones that go around the trees, I make into running backs. The ones that run into the trees, I turn into linemen.”.
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