Hockey Jokes

  • The other day, when I was watching a boxing match on TV, a hockey game brokeout!
  • Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
  • Why was there a timeout in the leper hockey game?There was a face off in the corner!
  • What’s the difference between a hockey game and a prize fight?In a hockey game, the fights are real.
  • Hockey is a slippery game, played on ice. – Jack Parker, coach of BostonUniversity, the team that got annihilated 9-1 in the national championship game

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