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The worst phrase to teach your parrot:”Here kitty, kitty, kitty”

A woman walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder. “I’ll go home with anyone who can guess this parrot’s weight”. A guy yells out (sarcastically), “500 pounds!”. She says with a smile, “Close enough!”

Pollytheism is the belief that God is a parrot.

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