More Fishing Jokes

  • Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggestfish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishingaround you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won’t make him truthful.
  • “Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing everyweekend?” asked Jane’s best friend. “Why shouldn’t I?” Jane inquired. “Well, maybe he is having an affair?” “No way, he returns every time without any fish…”
  • Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with her six male friends?She came home with a red snapper.
  • Steven Wright on fishing:Last year, I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. Hecaught every other fish.There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like anidiot.
  • Once heard from a rather liberal female acquaintance:Penises are like fish: the little ones, you throw back; the big ones, you mount!
  • Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything.
  • In January 1994, at the Lake Como Fish and Game Club near Syracuse, N.Y., BrianCarr beat out three dozen competitors in the annual ice-fishing derby, with 155catches. The temperature that day was minus 30, and the prize money for thetop three anglers was $8, $6.50, and $5.
  • A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two localspulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. “That’s what I like to see,”said the priest, “A man helping his fellow man.” As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, “Well, he suredoesn’t know the first thing about shark fishing.”
  • To catch the fish, it’s not how you throw the bait, but how you wiggle yourworm.
  • Two morons go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.2nd moron: Yes, I made an ‘X’ on the side of the boat to mark the spot.1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we’ll get the same boat?
  • My wife says if I go fishing one more time she’s going to leave me. Gosh, I’m going to miss her.
  • I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it’s theonly time he hears someone tell him, “Wow, that’s a big one!”
  • “I didn’t see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playingfootball instead.””That’s not true, vicar. And I’ve got the fish to prove it!”

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