Ms. Martin meets her gynecologist

Ms. Martin went to see her gynecologist before her 4th marriage. After the examination the physician seemed confused. “You’re a virgin. How is that possible?”

“My 1st husband was a psychiatrist,” she explained. “He analyzed it all the time. My 2nd was an English Lit. Professor. He wrote about it all the time. My 3rd husband was a contractor and always said he would get around to it. But now I’m marrying a lawyer,” she said with a smile, “so I know I’ll get screwed.”

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