Rabbit Jokes

A hare brain.

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What has two fuzzy pink ears and writes?
A ballpoint bunny.

What’s the best way to catch a wild rabbit?
Stand in the woods and make a sound like a carrot.

What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
You ‘nique up on him.

What’s the best way to catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.

How many hairs in a rabbit’s tail?
None, they’re all on the outside.

How are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply really fast.

Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.

What do you call a rabbit who swims with sharks?
Dinner; rabbit stew; a dumb bunny; a hare brain.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
Just look for the gray hares.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with aboyscout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.

Where was the rabbit when the lights went out?
In the dark.

What is a rabbit’s favorite movie musical?
Hare.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A funny bunny.

Why did the Rabbit cross the road?
The chicken retired and moved to Florida.

What kind of rabbits live at the North Pole?
Lost rabbits.

What do rabbits have that nothing else has?
Baby rabbits.

How many rabbits can you fit in an empty phone booth?
One, after that it isn’t empty.

What do rabbits get when it rains?
Wet.

What is a rabbit’s favourite dance?
The Bunny Hop.

What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
14 carrot gold.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny.

Why can a rabbit hop higher than the CN Tower?
The CN Tower can’t hop.

How can you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?
A rabbit doesn’t look like a gorilla.

What kinds of rabbits eat with their ears?
All rabbits eat with their ears, they can’t take them off.

What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
One with a hoppy ending.

Waitress, what’s this hare doing in my soup?
Looks like the back stroke.

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