Elephant Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants! Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? So he could hide in the cherry tree! How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? When your nose touches the … Continue reading

Bear Jokes

Why do bears have fur coats? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks! What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar! What should you call a bald teddy? Fred bear! What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear! Why is polar bear … Continue reading

Rabbit Jokes

A hare brain. What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus. What has two fuzzy pink ears and writes? A ballpoint bunny. What's the best way to catch a wild rabbit? Stand in the woods and make a sound like a carrot. What's … Continue reading