The Caroling Parrot

A few days before Christmas, man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.The manager tells him he has just what he is looking for, a beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful, but quite bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but doesn’t seem to be much for singing. The managers tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter.
The pet store manager lights the lighter and holds it under Chet’s left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing “Silent Night, Holy Night…”.
The man becomes very impressed with Chet’s singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter to Chet’s right foot. Chet now begins to sing Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle all the Way…”. The man says that Chet is perfect and that he will take him.
He rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet and starts to explain his special talent. Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet’s left foot and the birds and begins to Silent Night, Holy Night again. He then moves the lighter under Chet’s right foot and again Chet lets loose with a round of Jingle Bells.
The wife is terribly impressed, and with a mischievous grin, asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet’s legs instead. Curious, the husband moves the lit lighter between the bird’s legs, and the bird begins to sing ” Chet’s Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!…”

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