When to quit golf?

Most golfers develop a lust for the game, some become very successful,some just never make it all work out. The following are some signs of when it is time toquit, particularly when your flight mates keep asking if you like bowling all the time.Unfortunately, as I type this, I notice some bad signs for myself.

  1. Your first putt is further from the cup than your chip
  2. You have had three putts and your flight mates tell you that your still away.
  3. You can remember for a week the one good shot you had in the round.
  4. The ball retriever is the most often used piece of equiptment in your bag.
  5. You and your group have rules for Mulligans.
  6. You have more than the regulation 14 clubs in your bag including 3 putters.
  7. You leave the pin in when you are on the fringe 8 feet fron the pin in the hope it will stop your ball.
  8. You have the thought you that if you hole out from 140 yards you can still make bogie.
  9. That starter leave a one hour gap after your tee off time.
  10. Your first putt ends up longer than your short approach chip.
  11. When you call fore on a par three everyone runs to the green for safety.
  12. The club has named a pond in front of the green after you.

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