Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A. He wanted to lay it on the line.

Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A. Because it was stuck to the chicken.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. It wanted to get to the other slide.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the “net”?
A. It wanted to get to the other site.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To prove to the possum that it could be done.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. She wanted to see a man lay a brick.

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