You Might Be a Lawyer if…

  • you are charging someone for reading these jokes.
  • you believe that a forty words’ sentence is a short one.
  • you have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
  • you can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it’s verbal or written.
  • your other car is a BMW.
  • when you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
  • when your wife says “I love you,” you cross-examine her.

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